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Kris Dreemurr. Human. 15. The One Who Seals the Darkness.

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Jul. 13th, 2025 11:03 am
PLAYER

NAME: Rose
CONTACT: WeirdAlchemy on Discord
ACTIVE TIMES/PACE: Eastern Time (USA), kinda stop and go. I can be super fast sometimes and take a while others. Just depends, let me know if you want me to hurry up on something!
BRACKETS/PROSE: Prose. Not opposed to brackets but I'm definitely slower in that format.
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: DDLG/ageplay and all related vernacular (particularly the D-Word)

IN CHARACTER

PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Kris will be awkward about it but is fine with it! I'm mostly just concerned with age-appropriateness because they're a minor. Hugs are great, though, keep 'em comin'.
PHYSICAL VIOLENCE: Let's discuss but usually yes!
RELATIONSHIPS: Shipping with other mid-teens would be cute <3
PSYCHIC & PSIONIC INFORMATION: There's an extra guy in there. Psychics might be able to tell!
MAGICAL INFORMATION: Kris has some weird Deltarune-y magic that is difficult to explain outside of its context but fairly innocuous. Ask me if you're interested!
OFFENSIVE SUBJECTS & TRIGGERS: I can't think of anything in particular that would be seriously triggering to them, but divorce, domestic arguments, and abandonment are topics that are hard for them. They also have a lot of species dysmorphia and won't tolerate negative talk about monsters.

OUT OF CHARACTER

BACKTAGGING: Yes, within reason! I have a large thread-load and need to stay current for mod reasons, but I'll always backtag as much as I can <3
THREADHOPPING: Ask first but sure!
FOURTHWALLING: That would be hilarious
NOT INTERESTED IN: NSFW, for obvious reasons

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

VISUAL: Kris is a relatively short person with their bangs always in their face and a stoic expression.
AURAL: Kris' voice is mostly androgynous, especially because of their age, and is usually pretty monotone.
OLFACTORY: Smells like cinnamon and mischief.
DEMEANOUR: Placid and detached most of the time, but they can also be extremely witty and playful.

☆ code by kimmiserate
SUSIE
warrior's bond
best friend from home. fellow fun gang member. all this dumb junk has meaning because of her, including this whole being dead thing. i think if i had to do it alone i'd probably just give up, but... here she is. right where i need her. saving the world and making it crazier, just like always. thank god.
Ralsei
glad that you're you
his highness best friend II, prince of the best friend kingdom. he's genuinely the sweetest person ever to exist, but saves none of that kindness for himself. i want him to have his own things. i want him to live his own life, dream his own dreams. it's hard. i know it's hard. but we'll get there.
Carolina
shotgun of justice
saved my life. without susie and ralsei... i'm not strong or brave enough to save anyone. but maybe she can show me how.
Nimona
gender envy
shapeshifter that i met because she paid me to stuff my face with watermelon, which is definitely the start of a beautiful friendship. looks like my age, apparently isnt. also she can turn into animals and beasties and shit and has fangs. if jealousy is ugly then i'm hideous. i like her vibe tho, she's pretty chaotic and will definitely do crime w me.
Gwen Stacy
big sister vibes
gwen is older so the fact that she puts up with us makes her a saint. she's got a spider thing goin on, it's pretty cool. she looks after the younger kids, works with the goth print shop guy, likes escaping after curfew, so shes cool. i trust her. i kinda admire her, too. she's definitely more intentional about the hero stuff than i've ever been.
Hector Monaque
boss man
i walked in and told him i wanted an apprenticeship and he rolled with it, and i've been his personal pain in the ass ever since. jokes aside i do kinda like being a bizzyboy. it makes me feel... connected. like theres something for me to do or care about that isnt just getting into trouble. like part of a thing. hes pretty good at that, or so i hear. he seems kind of sad though. also apparently he can turn into a dragon or something and never showed me????? what the fuck
Zivia Birnbaum
reminds me of mom
this lady is like one butterscotch cinnamon pie and a purple dress away from being mom 2: electric boogaloo. same teacher vibe, same food wizardry, same weird patience for my bullshit. i understand it even less with her than i do with mom. but i cant argue with watermelon sorbet.
tenna
the third parent
my family's old crt that became a person because dark worlds. ralsei told him not to make us worry about how darkners feel, but honestly i think i needed that. we won't leave each other behind. i'm happy we met.
mettaton
cunty calculator
apparently my neighbor but from an alternate dimension where he's perma-possessed a robot. good for him, honestly. glad he's having a good time. very opinionated about snails which i lowkey vibe with.
valdis
the final boss of cops
seems pretty chill. shes got a really intense look to her which is kind of cool. shes like if a sword was a person. i wonder if she can benchpress cars like officer undyne. super judgey about my nacho palace though, rude.
shen qingqiu
cramping my style
he looks like an elegant fantasy character and he knows kung fu but he's actually a huge dork. weirdly dedicated to keeping me out of trouble for some reason and he's all persnickety about stuff like swimming after eating, like an old man. but he is teaching me cool martial arts stuff so i guess that does give him back a little bit of cool factor. maybe my chill vibe will rub off on him and he'll grow into his swag.
mr. pennyburrow
doing his best
i am personally responsible for this dude's blood pressure issues but unfortunately it never stops being funny. youre never gonna get me to care about authority, but i still respect the guy. hopefully he doesn't snap and murder me.
John Crichton
splash zone
when i catch you, crichton. crichton when i CATCH you.
spamton g. spamton
number 1 salesman 1997
WHY IS HE HERE AND WHY DOES HE WORK AT BURGER KING. AMERICA EXPLAIN.
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Profile

Jul. 12th, 2025 11:21 am
Kris Dreemurr
pronouns THEY/THEM ONLY
dob 10/31 (Scorpio)
age 15 in human years
canon point Post-Chapter 4
ATK
17
DEF
3
MAG
0
KNFE
1
LV
0
ASS
420
Bonus Abilities:
+ SLAY DARK
+ SPOOKINESS
+ ANNOYING

positive

loyal, determined, helpful, compassionate, funny, brave

negative

aloof, creepy, abrasive, detatched, unmotivated

general

chaotic, stubborn, stoic, monotone, weird on purpose, prone to crime, irreverent, quiet.
In the Light World, Kris has brown hair and warm, mid-tone skin, and tends to wear comfy clothes like hoodies and sweaters, often in their signature yellow and green stripes. In the Dark World, they have dark blue hair and a cyan complexion, and wear a set of half-plate armor bearing the Deltarune on the breast plate, which comes complete with an iridescent pink sword and a tattered fuchsia cape.
height5'4"
buildsomewhat slim
hairbrown/navy
eyesred
background;
Pre-canon Kris is often described as odd, a prankster, sometimes even creepy. They're close to their elder brother Asriel and have slightly strained but loving relationships with their divorced parents, Asgore and Toriel. They also have a very long history with the Holiday family due to the parents of both families being college friends, and they were once very close with Noelle Holiday and her elder sister December (or "Dess"). Interestingly, they are the only human in Hometown, the rest of their neighbors being monsters. This includes their own family--- Kris is presumably adopted though the circumstances of this are unknown. They seem to be well-liked by their neighbors broadly, but have a reputation for being distant and unwilling to apply themself, especially in school, and they don't often hang out with other kids their age or participate in extracurriculars. They go to church, but only for the sick fruit juice.

Throughout canon, Kris discovers that they are the hero of an ancient prophecy, which bids them to travel the Dark World with Susie, a classmate, and Ralsei, a native Darkner. They alone have the power to seal the Dark Fountains and prevent the Roaring, an event which threatens to plunge the entire world into neverending night. There are still many mysteries to solve, but alongside their friends, Kris may truly have the power to save the world.

ACT and SPARE
In lieu of fighting, Kris can handle combat situations by knowing the correct actions to take to befriend their opponent. Whether that be through assuaging their troubles, appealing to their sense of humor, or flirting with inanimate objects, Kris is capable of reaching a truce with almost any combatant--- but must dodge elaborate attacks between opportunities to ACT. However, once enough ACTs have been completed, they can simply SPARE the enemy, ending the combat situation. They can use this technique outside the Dark World with opponents that are potentially amenable, so let me know if you'd like to use it in a thread!
Determined Soul
Inside of Kris, there is a little red heart that acts as the source of all of their strength. It guides them in making decisions, sometimes just a little bit against their preference, and generally has their best interest at heart. This is their Soul, but it is also a sapient, independent entity. More specifically, it's me. Yes, me, the player. They can occasionally remove the Soul from their body and trap it, leaving it (or rather, me) behind to go do their own thing. While this isn't a particularly pleasant physical experience and is extremely painful and draining, sometimes Kris needs a little Them Time. When this happens in a thread, I will create three potential courses of action and use RNG to let Kris "pick" for themself without my input. Let me know if this is something you want to explore!
Create and Seal Dark Fountains
By concentrating their will into a blade and striking at the earth, Kris can create pocket dimensions where inanimate objects become people and go on magical adventures. However, at the end of each, they must use the power of their Soul to seal the Fountain that allows this world to exist. Leaving a Dark Fountain unattended could create a catastrophe! I would be delighted to create a Dark World as part of a thread, if this is something anyone wants to explore.
|| player: Rose || timezone: Easstern || contact: WeirdAlchemy @ Discord ||

MAIL

Jul. 12th, 2025 10:35 am
INBOX
Kris Dreemurr's inbox for Pumpkin Hollow. They can be reached by sending stone, letter, at the Autumn Leaves Dormitory House, or via the Bizzyboys Help Hotline. Image credit.

Money Hole

Jul. 12th, 2025 01:32 am
hole

You discovered a hole in this post. It contains $67 DARK DOLLARS.

But that's not a useful currency here...